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And now, here's those delicious pikachu recipes
Bon Appetit!
Here are a couple of recipes from "Nightmare"
chu on the kob
Ingredients:
1 or more pikachu
1 excedingly loud band by the name of KoRn
AND ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTIVE GREAR WHEN CAPUTRING OR HANDLING PIKACHU
Buy tickets to a KoRn koncert and take along the chu. When KoRn gets on
stage
move towards the moshpit area. When you get to the mosh area (which is
about
15 to 30 feet from the stage) one of two things will happen to the chu
that
you have.
1)The chu is squished in to a bloody pool by the pit full of
maurding teens.
Or 2) The chus head explodes from the loud music and
blood
goes everywhere and they think its part of the show
Screw the chu
Ingredients:
1 chu
1 group if KKK members
1 group of gay men
Call the KKK and inform them of where the group of gay men are meeting
when
they show up throw the chu in and watch him die in the insuing
violence. Watch
as the chu is splatered all over the walls ceiling and floor. With any
luck
this will bring them closer together. World piece can be brought about
by
killing the chu.
Go ahead, nightmare, let us know how you really feel-don't hold back! It isn't healthy!
From Kamek in Russia, most hated pokemon Magikarp
Wild Pidgeotto Surprise
Ingredients
Pidgeotto
Flareon
Double-Barreled Shotgun
Hunting Garb
Hunt for wild Pidgeotto and shoot it with the Double-Barreled Shotgun. After killing Pidgeotto skin it and have Flareon spit fire at it until well-done. Serve while hot.
Optional Pikachu Slightly Toasted
Ingredients Above pair of Rubber Gloves Replace Pidgeotto with Pikachu. Be sure to wear the rubber gloves so that you won 't get shocked after picking up the dead Pikachu. Ground Pikachu to release its electricity then follow above instructions.
From the twisted keyboard of Aquila
Pikachews
Ingredients
small Pikachus
Marshmallows
Rice Krispies, Or reasonable facsimile
Directions
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