All recipes deemed suitable will be included on this page, as space permits.
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And now, here's those delicious pikachu recipes
Bon Appetit!
Pikachu Charmander Flambe
Ingredients
Couple gallons of gas
Pikachu
Charmanders
Wire mesh cage.
Pika Stew
Ingrediants
1 Pikachu Trainer, Preferably Ash
1 Pikachu or more suiting your taste
5 lbs. Potatoes
1 Charmander
5 lbs. Onions
5 lbs. Carrots
1 Axe
1 hell of a big pot- 50 gallon oil drum with a removable lid will do
Submitted by "T-REX" Tracy and "Shameless" Shana
Pikachu, I chews you!
Ingredients
I medium Pikachu
Vinegar
Salt
Brown sugar
Onions
Pikachowmein
Ingredients
I small pikachu
1 pound stir fry vegetables
1 cup teriaki sauce
4 cups cooked chowmein noodles
4 cups dry chowmein noodles (alternate)
1 Oddish
2 cans water chestnuts
Soy sauce
Bone out 'chu, slice into thin strips. Marinate in soy sauce for 30 mintues, while marinating 'chu combine vegetables, sliced oddish, water chestnuts and teriaki sauce. Brown pikachu in a wok, add remaining ingredients and cook until hot. Serve over noodles, either dry or cooked, depending on preference.
Pika'jitas
Ingredients
1 pikachu
1 pound of mixed Tex-Mex veggies-
onions, green, red and yellow peppers,
tomatoes, corn, etc...
Refried beans
Fajita shells
A lime
Salsa
Slice pikachu into steaks, keep them on the thin side. Sear pikachu on skillet with Tex-Mex veggies until all are tender. Serve on fajita shells with salsa and a little squeeze of lime
Tip of the old sombrero to "Grillin'" Gwen
Pikachu on the half shell
Ingredients
1 pikachu
1 squirtle
10 raw oysters
1 cup blanched spinach
2 oddish
1 cup cream cheese
1 cup grated romano
Spices to taste
Remove upper shell from squirtle, discard the rest (squirtle tastes fishy). Dice 'chu and oddish into 1 inch wafers. Layer spinach, raw oysters, oddish and pikachu pieces into small cubes, using the cream cheese to hold layers together, season to taste with romano and spices. Oil squirtle shell with vegetable oil, set cubes inside shell. Hold the shell full of pikacubes in one hand and some adult beverage in the other, raise the shell and gulp down as many of the shooters as you can without chewing, chasing them down with large gulps of your favorite beverage. This is a wonderful party dish, but we don't recomend enjoying pikachu on the half shell without having a well trained paramedic on hand, or another sober party goer who is well familiar with the Heimlich Manuever.
PizzaChu
Ingredients
I pikachu, size depending-small for small pizza, large for large pizza, etc...
1 Vibratory Compactor (you know, a steam roller?)
1 Can tomato sauce, or pizza sauce
Mozzerella cheese
other toppings as desired
Stake pikachu in front of compactor and roll back and forth until the pikachu is the desired thickness. Cover with pizza sauce or tomato sauce, layer with cheese and other toppings, and bake until pizzachu crust is well done. Serve with salad and Pika Coladas.
Pika Coladas
Ingredients
1 pikachu per three partygoers
Ice, about a cooler full
Rum
Coconut milk
Reserving the ears, place the pikachu, ice and coconut milk in a blender, set on "stun"-oops, that's another subject! Set on blend, increasing speed as needed to chop up ice and pikachu bones. Add the rum when the other ingredients are chopped into a nice cool slurry. Put a toothpick through the pika ears and set into the pika colada. Serves three partygoers or your Uncle Floyd.
Diglett Recipes
Submitted By "me"
Most hated pokemon-- Diglett
If you "re gonna roast a "chu do it right. Ingredients One Pikachu One Charizard Throw the pikachu at the charizard and see how long he ISN 'T charred.
Sounds like hot stuff to me!
Pika-pie
Submitted by "NightMare"
Most hated pokemon-Pikachu and Charmander
INGREDENTS
1 pikachu
.5lb apples
1 pie crust
(others N2O or sleeping gas)
And, when capturing a Pikachu, always use proper equipment. Take a
Pikachu and
either use the N2O or the sleeping gas to put it to sleep. Then put
into the
pie crust with apples. When that little rodent comes to he should be in
the
oven. pre heat the oven to shake and bake (use one of those stoves that
you
can watch the food cook)and watch that little (naughty word neatly excised here) rodent cook.
I "oven" dream of doing this myself!
Pikachu Salad
Submitted by "Wartex"
Most hated pokemon-Meowth
Ingredients
1 Pikachu
1 Head Lettuce
1 Stick TNT
Place lettuce in bowl put Pikachu in middle of lettuce place TNT in Pikachu 's mouth light fuse then run
.
Pikachu Stuffed Ash Ketchup
Sumitted by :?", but you will know him by his vitriolic hatred of Pikachu and Ash
Ingredients
You need one stupid trainer, preferably Ash.
20 Pikachus.
1 blender
First rip the stupid trainers limbs off. Then stuff him with
the 20 Pikachus. Chop the limbs in a blender and serve the sauce over it.
Truly a dish with great (or is that grate?) legs.
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